In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
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My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
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CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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