So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
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I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
When you have to have Siri remind you that you're on your period cuz you're so drunk you keep forgetting about tampons it might be time to call it a night.
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Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
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