Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
babies were throwing up all over the place
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
I just want to make out with him forever
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
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