Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
Cover your peen. We're going out.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
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