I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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