He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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