i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
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Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
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4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
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