Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
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Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
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I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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