theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
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I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
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There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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