im drinking this country out of the recession.
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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