At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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