if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
This toilet bowl is my home.
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