My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
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He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
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There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
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