i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
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just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
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Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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