at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
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