Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
hi, I love you... and I'm sorry your floor is covered in popcorn, your cabinet is broken, all your alcohol is gone, you're 80 dollars poorer, everything in your bedside table is soaked in beer, austin slept in your bed in those disgusting underwear, I made out with your toilet seat, and for talking to your mom with a four loko in my hand
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