dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
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Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
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I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
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