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(704): View more from North Carolina

it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand

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(502): View more from Kentucky

She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.

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(905): View more from Toronto

me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.

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(757): View more from Virginia

I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.

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(253): View more from Washington

drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA

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(469): View more from Texas

I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some

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(734): View more from Michigan

my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW

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(206): View more from Washington

currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too

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(973): View more from New Jersey

its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??

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