Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
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I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
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I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
Is Oprah even human
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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