is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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