So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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