Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
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