his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
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