I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
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