I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
They should really pass out barf bags in church
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
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Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
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Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
Just puked most of my soul out..
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