Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
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she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
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BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
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