i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
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She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
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Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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