when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
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I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
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I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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