Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Your tits are I can't wait for
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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