Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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