haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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