I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
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So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
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this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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