Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
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