Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Me. At least after what I've been through.
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
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