Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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