I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
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he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
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He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
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