i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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