Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
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Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
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Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
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