nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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