We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
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...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
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Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
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