I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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