I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
my shit smells like andre
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
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You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
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THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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