Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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