is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
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I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
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He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
The power of my boobs compel you
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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