woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I made him laugh his dick is mine
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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