i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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