if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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