Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
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alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
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HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
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