Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
i think i scared a bird with my dick
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they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
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I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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