I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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