dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
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My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
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When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
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