She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
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All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
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and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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