Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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