she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
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thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
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You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
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