Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
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you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
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So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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