I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
You've changed since you got that strap on
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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