everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
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im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
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I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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