im drinking this country out of the recession.
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
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