Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
Randomize
