btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
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