Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
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Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
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I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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